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A while ago (pre Foot and Mouth) I had
this great/silly (delete as appropriate) idea of attempting the
C2C in a day which, ever since I first rode the route in 1995,
is an idea that has been lurking somewhere in the deeper recesses
of wherever it is my brain resides. The plan was to give myself
20 weeks to get fit enough to complete the ride in circa 10 hours.
But, and there is always a but in my plans, along came F&M
and as I live in Penrith where the problem was massive I made
a decision to keep off my bike till the worst was over. This
took a while longer than anticipated and it wasn't till the end
of April that I started any cycling at all. Now, most sane people
would cancel or at least postpone their plans but being the brave/stupid
(again delete as appropriate) fool that I am I hoped that 10
weeks might, just might be enough training to see me through
albeit at a revised time of 12 hours cycling.
The big day arrived (15th July 2001) and
me and Lou left a very wet and miserable Penrith at 4am to head
for Workington. We arrived to see a magnificent sunrise and a
kamikaze Seagull dive-bomb the car, unfortunately we were doing
35 mph and the car won that particular battle!. The bike was
unloaded and after a bit of fiddling Lou left me to drive home
and get some sleep before meeting me later while I started my
journey at 5.10 am..
The route out of Workington is easy
to follow (just beware of the VERY narrow footbridge at the harbour)
and before long I was speeding through a very deserted Cockermouth
(Wythop Woods was still shut due to FMD so I went via Embleton
before rejoining the route at Bassenthwaite Lake) hitting Keswick
and my first food stop at 6.45 am. The weather had kept dry for
me up to now and so it remained as I cycled along lovely quiet
roads to our house at Penrith where Lou was waiting with a bacon
butty and a much needed coffee! It was now 8.50 am and I felt really
good, I was making good time and ahead of schedule. A quick phone
call to Andy who was going to cycle with me up to Hartside and
I was off again.

Me, Andy and Lou at Hartside Cafe
I have rode up Hartside loads of
times but this was definitely the hardest, it seemed to go on and
on (and on!) but then we got on the A686 and the gradient leveled
out a bit and I got a bit of a rhythm going. I stopped at the Cafe
for the second food stop and had another coffee by which time Lou
and Christine had come to meet us in the car. This was the first
time I have ever been at Hartside Cafe and not seen any other cyclists
(two coaches and hundreds of motorcyclists though). At 11.45 it
was time for me to carry on and Andy turned for home having done
an excellent pacing job and got me up there in a decent time -thanks
mate). An excellent,
fast ride down to Leadgate and onto Garrigill followed before
going over the very
steep road route to Nenthead (Priorsdale and the off road section
through the mines was closed, again due to the dreaded FMD problem).
Lou met me again just out of Garrigill and very strategically placed
half way up the hill (thanks Lou, how did you know I needed
to stop then?) at which point Christine took a very scenic (she
said!) photo of me toiling my way up and then the heavens opened
and the rain came. Respite was taken in the car before realising
it wasn't going to stop and I had better be making tracks to keep
on schedule. I have never been as wet on a bike before, it was
absolutely teeming down and the run down into Nenthead was like
riding down a river, the water was streaming down the road making
my brakes virtually ineffective and I only just managed to take
the sharp right hand bend at the foot of the hill into Nenthead.
The ride out of Nenthead and up to Black Hill is horrible anyway
but, with the rain pelting down it was the stuff of nightmares.
I arrived at Black Hill soaked to the skin, tired and very, very
cold. Lou and Christine were waiting there for me so I jumped in
the car to get a change of clothing, another coffee (thank you
for bringing that flask Christine) and waited a while till it eased
off while listening to Lou tell me about arriving at Black Hill
to see 2 bikes dumped by the side of the road and 2 very wet crouching
figures having a toilet break!
The pouring
rain started to subside to a mere drizzle so it was back on the
bike again at about 2.30
pm and down into Allenheads, but, a mile or so after leaving
Black Hill the rain came back and my previously rediscovered good
spirits went again! It bucketed down all the way into Allenheads
where I overtook the two previously mentioned toilet stopping cyclists
(only the second group I had met all day). I decided to carry on
without stopping so gave Lou and Christine a false smile and a
regal wave as I passed them and started up the pull out of Allenheads.
I admit that I had to get off and walk the first section as by
this time I was getting tired, demoralised and wet again! Lou drove
past me halfway up and later remarked that I didn't look like a
very happy bunny which must be the understatement of the year!
I cycled the rest of the hill before descending into Rookhope,
normally I love this long, downhill section but the rain was pouring,
the road was like a river and without using profanities I honestly
couldn't explain to you exactly how demoralised I felt at the time,
this was meant, after all, to be fun! I was soaked to the skin,
I was tired, I was miserable and I knew I still had the Rookhope
Incline to come.
A mixture of pushing and riding
the incline got me to the top by which time it had stopped raining
so I sat down, had a ciggy and felt sorry for myself. My knees
were hurting with the rain and the cold and I still had over 40
miles to go. My next stop was at Parkhead Station where I was due
to meet Lou as well as Lorraine Turnbull who is the proprietor
and to whom I have spoken lots but never met. An excellent section
followed, it was wet, it was muddy and because I had decided on
using slicks (WHY?) it was very, very slippery! I got to the start
of the Waskerly Way to find a very concerned Lou and Christine
who were on the verge of sending out a search party for me. A very
wet and muddy cyclist then descended on the refreshments caravan
and made a mess of the floor (sorry Lorraine), another coffee was
consumed and a very nice looking sandwich wasn't! Food was the
last thing on my mind, my apologies to Lorraine and Terry if I
wasn't very good company, next time I am through that way I can
guarantee I will smile through un-gritted teeth.

This is me relaxing (!) at the Terris
Novalis in Consett
It was now on to the Waskerly Way
and a fast ride (with no rain!) to Consett and the Terris Novalis
statue where Lou forced me to eat a very cold but very, very nice
bacon sandwich. Suitably refreshed I set off through Consett and
then onto the Consett and Sunderland railway path. The weather
had decided to pick up now (no rain but still bloody cold - I thought
this was summer!) but the puddles still remained, I had given up
caring so just blasted through them which I enjoyed immensely.
Then, about a mile before Stanley, I suffered a puncture. No problem,
I whipped the wheel off and fitted a new inner tube in record time
and off I went again. It must be pointed out at this time that
I had been cycling on what seemed like a carpet of broken glass
for the past couple of miles so if you are planning on the C2C
beware!
Unfortunately, after another mile
or so and only 18 miles from the finish I suffered another puncture,
after a torrent of expletives aimed at the cretins who decide it's
fun to smash bottles on cycle tracks, I took the wheel off, removed
inner tube, found the puncture repair kit and spent the next 25
minutes trying to mend a puncture with cold hands, numb fingers
and a shivering body. I couldn't locate the hole and knew that
I didn't have another inner tube in the car. It was at this point
a weaker man would have broke down and cried, I didn't, I just
gave in! It was time to ring the cavalry.
I got the mobile out to find it
had got damp and wouldn't work, another 15-20 minutes were spent
drying it out with a wet shirt and a cigarette lighter! Finally
I got in touch with Lou and arranged to be picked up. I made my
way to a garage and got ready for a long wait as Lou was almost
at Sunderland. Thankfully I only had to stand shivering for 15
minutes thanks to an unknown taxi driver who gave Lou impeccable
instructions on how to get to Stanley. The bike was loaded on the
car, I got into dry clothes (absolute heaven!) and it was off for
something to eat and then home.
An uncompleted one day attempt which,
as I write this the day after, I seem to (miraculously!) have enjoyed
and although when I got in the car after the punctures said never
again I have now set another date (albeit provisionally) of 26th
August 2001. Some people are just plain MAD.
Firstly Lou and Christine for the belief
that I could do it and being there for me when it mattered, Andy
for the ride up Hartside, Lorraine and Terry for the warm caravan
and coffee, Trevor & Jill et al for the encouragement, the
unknown cyclist who stopped to help at Stanley and thanks to
Lou again - for not telling me that after she had force fed me
a cold bacon butty she and Christine were off to McDonalds for
a Big Mac!
Always carry more than one inner tube,
don't ride on slicks in the rain over broken glass, check the
weather forecast and give it a go, its great fun (the day after!)
As I write this (the day after the trip)
my legs don't ache, my bum isn't sore, there is no stiffness
at all BUT my knees are killing me probably due to the wind,
rain and cold. My legs have a very peculiar empty feeling but
I feel surprisingly good considering. I know that I could have
finished the trip, the mind was willing, the body could have
been talked into it but the bike had had enough. Here's to the
next time
Okay, I admit! I didn't do the ride again
on the 26th of August 2001 as I said I would. Instead Lou and
I went camping for the weekend but I will try again next year
sometime (maybe!)
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