My C2C in a day effort (almost!)

The Idea
A while ago (pre Foot and Mouth) I had this great/silly (delete as appropriate) idea of attempting the C2C in a day which, ever since I first rode the route in 1995, is an idea that has been lurking somewhere in the deeper recesses of wherever it is my brain resides. The plan was to give myself 20 weeks to get fit enough to complete the ride in circa 10 hours. But, and there is always a but in my plans, along came F&M and as I live in Penrith where the problem was massive I made a decision to keep off my bike till the worst was over. This took a while longer than anticipated and it wasn't till the end of April that I started any cycling at all. Now, most sane people would cancel or at least postpone their plans but being the brave/stupid (again delete as appropriate) fool that I am I hoped that 10 weeks might, just might be enough training to see me through albeit at a revised time of 12 hours cycling.

The Ride
The big day arrived (15th July 2001) and me and Lou left a very wet and miserable Penrith at 4am to head for Workington. We arrived to see a magnificent sunrise and a kamikaze Seagull dive-bomb the car, unfortunately we were doing 35 mph and the car won that particular battle!. The bike was unloaded and after a bit of fiddling Lou left me to drive home and get some sleep before meeting me later while I started my journey at 5.10 am..

The route out of Workington is easy to follow (just beware of the VERY narrow footbridge at the harbour) and before long I was speeding through a very deserted Cockermouth (Wythop Woods was still shut due to FMD so I went via Embleton before rejoining the route at Bassenthwaite Lake) hitting Keswick and my first food stop at 6.45 am. The weather had kept dry for me up to now and so it remained as I cycled along lovely quiet roads to our house at Penrith where Lou was waiting with a bacon butty and a much needed coffee! It was now 8.50 am and I felt really good, I was making good time and ahead of schedule. A quick phone call to Andy who was going to cycle with me up to Hartside and I was off again.


Me, Andy and Lou at Hartside Cafe


I have rode up Hartside loads of times but this was definitely the hardest, it seemed to go on and on (and on!) but then we got on the A686 and the gradient leveled out a bit and I got a bit of a rhythm going. I stopped at the Cafe for the second food stop and had another coffee by which time Lou and Christine had come to meet us in the car. This was the first time I have ever been at Hartside Cafe and not seen any other cyclists (two coaches and hundreds of motorcyclists though). At 11.45 it was time for me to carry on and Andy turned for home having done an excellent pacing job and got me up there in a decent time -thanks mate).

An excellent, fast ride down to Leadgate and onto Garrigill followed before going over the very steep road route to Nenthead (Priorsdale and the off road section through the mines was closed, again due to the dreaded FMD problem). Lou met me again just out of Garrigill and very strategically placed half way up the hill  (thanks Lou, how did you know I needed to stop then?) at which point Christine took a very scenic (she said!) photo of me toiling my way up and then the heavens opened and the rain came. Respite was taken in the car before realising it wasn't going to stop and I had better be making tracks to keep on schedule. I have never been as wet on a bike before, it was absolutely teeming down and the run down into Nenthead was like riding down a river, the water was streaming down the road making my brakes virtually ineffective and I only just managed to take the sharp right hand bend at the foot of the hill into Nenthead. The ride out of Nenthead and up to Black Hill is horrible anyway but, with the rain pelting down it was the stuff of nightmares. I arrived at Black Hill soaked to the skin, tired and very, very cold. Lou and Christine were waiting there for me so I jumped in the car to get a change of clothing, another coffee (thank you for bringing that flask Christine) and waited a while till it eased off while listening to Lou tell me about arriving at Black Hill to see 2 bikes dumped by the side of the road and 2 very wet crouching figures having a toilet break!

The pouring rain started to subside to a mere drizzle so it was back on the bike again at about 2.30 pm and down into Allenheads, but, a  mile or so after leaving Black Hill the rain came back and my previously rediscovered good spirits went again! It bucketed down all the way into Allenheads where I overtook the two previously mentioned toilet stopping cyclists (only the second group I had met all day). I decided to carry on without stopping so gave Lou and Christine a false smile and a regal wave as I passed them and started up the pull out of Allenheads. I admit that I had to get off and walk the first section as by this time I was getting tired, demoralised and wet again! Lou drove past me halfway up and later remarked that I didn't look like a very happy bunny which must be the understatement of the year! I cycled the rest of the hill before descending into Rookhope, normally I love this long, downhill section but the rain was pouring, the road was like a river and without using profanities I honestly couldn't explain to you exactly how demoralised I felt at the time, this was meant, after all, to be fun! I was soaked to the skin, I was tired, I was miserable and I knew I still had the Rookhope Incline to come.

A mixture of pushing and riding the incline got me to the top by which time it had stopped raining so I sat down, had a ciggy and felt sorry for myself. My knees were hurting with the rain and the cold and I still had over 40 miles to go. My next stop was at Parkhead Station where I was due to meet Lou as well as Lorraine Turnbull who is the proprietor and to whom I have spoken lots but never met. An excellent section followed, it was wet, it was muddy and because I had decided on using slicks (WHY?) it was very, very slippery! I got to the start of the Waskerly Way to find a very concerned Lou and Christine who were on the verge of sending out a search party for me. A very wet and muddy cyclist then descended on the refreshments caravan and made a mess of the floor (sorry Lorraine), another coffee was consumed and a very nice looking sandwich wasn't! Food was the last thing on my mind, my apologies to Lorraine and Terry if I wasn't very good company, next time I am through that way I can guarantee I will smile through un-gritted teeth.


This is me relaxing (!) at the Terris Novalis in Consett

It was now on to the Waskerly Way and a fast ride (with no rain!) to Consett and the Terris Novalis statue where Lou forced me to eat a very cold but very, very nice bacon sandwich. Suitably refreshed I set off through Consett and then onto the Consett and Sunderland railway path. The weather had decided to pick up now (no rain but still bloody cold - I thought this was summer!) but the puddles still remained, I had given up caring so just blasted through them which I enjoyed immensely. Then, about a mile before Stanley, I suffered a puncture. No problem, I whipped the wheel off and fitted a new inner tube in record time and off I went again. It must be pointed out at this time that I had been cycling on what seemed like a carpet of broken glass for the past couple of miles so if you are planning on the C2C beware!

Unfortunately, after another mile or so and only 18 miles from the finish I suffered another puncture, after a torrent of expletives aimed at the cretins who decide it's fun to smash bottles on cycle tracks, I took the wheel off, removed inner tube, found the puncture repair kit and spent the next 25 minutes trying to mend a puncture with cold hands, numb fingers and a shivering body. I couldn't locate the hole and knew that I didn't have another inner tube in the car. It was at this point a weaker man would have broke down and cried, I didn't, I just gave in! It was time to ring the cavalry.

I got the mobile out to find it had got damp and wouldn't work, another 15-20 minutes were spent drying it out with a wet shirt and a cigarette lighter! Finally I got in touch with Lou and arranged to be picked up. I made my way to a garage and got ready for a long wait as Lou was almost at Sunderland. Thankfully I only had to stand shivering for 15 minutes thanks to an unknown taxi driver who gave Lou impeccable instructions on how to get to Stanley. The bike was loaded on the car, I got into dry clothes (absolute heaven!) and it was off for something to eat and then home.

An uncompleted one day attempt which, as I write this the day after, I seem to (miraculously!) have enjoyed and although when I got in the car after the punctures said never again I have now set another date (albeit provisionally) of 26th August 2001. Some people are just plain MAD.

Thanks
Firstly Lou and Christine for the belief that I could do it and being there for me when it mattered, Andy for the ride up Hartside, Lorraine and Terry for the warm caravan and coffee, Trevor & Jill et al for the encouragement, the unknown cyclist who stopped to help at Stanley and thanks to Lou again - for not telling me that after she had force fed me a cold bacon butty she and Christine were off to McDonalds for a Big Mac!

My Tips
Always carry more than one inner tube, don't ride on slicks in the rain over broken glass, check the weather forecast and give it a go, its great fun (the day after!)

After Effects
As I write this (the day after the trip) my legs don't ache, my bum isn't sore, there is no stiffness at all BUT my knees are killing me probably due to the wind, rain and cold. My legs have a very peculiar empty feeling but I feel surprisingly good considering. I know that I could have finished the trip, the mind was willing, the body could have been talked into it but the bike had had enough. Here's to the next time

FOOTNOTE
Okay, I admit! I didn't do the ride again on the 26th of August 2001 as I said I would. Instead Lou and I went camping for the weekend but I will try again next year sometime (maybe!)